Productivity is a Scam Hoodie
Productivity is a Scam Hoodie
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Unisex Hoodie – New Year Same Me Collection | Funny Slogan Hoodie
Stay warm, comfortable, and effortlessly stylish with this unisex hoodie from our New Year, Same Me collection. Made from a soft cotton-polyester blend, it’s perfect for chilly days, lazy weekends, or casual outings. Featuring the bold and relatable phrase “Productivity is a Scam” on the front, this hoodie is ideal for anyone who loves a bit of humour and isn’t afraid to challenge hustle culture.
Why You’ll Love It:
- Soft & Cosy Fabric – Made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, giving you warmth without feeling too heavy.
- Bold & Lasting Print – High-quality printing keeps the design sharp and vibrant, even after multiple washes.
- Practical & Stylish – Features a spacious kangaroo pocket, double-lined hood, and colour-matched drawstrings for a clean, modern look.
- Ethically Made – Created using sustainably grown cotton and eco-friendly OEKO-TEX-certified dyes for a more responsible choice.
- Unisex Fit – A classic, relaxed fit that suits all genders and styles, making it easy to layer and wear anywhere.
How to Care for Your Hoodie:
To keep your hoodie and print looking fresh:
✅ Wash inside out on a low-temperature cycle (30°C).
🚫 Avoid tumble drying to help the print last longer.
🚫 Do not iron directly on the design—turn it inside out if ironing is needed.
🚫 Skip fabric softener to maintain print quality.
Perfect Gift Idea
Looking for a unique gift? This hoodie is a great choice for anyone who appreciates funny, relaxed fashion. Whether it’s for a birthday, holiday, or just because, it’s guaranteed to be a hit!
Shop now and add this cosy, statement hoodie to your collection today!
Size Guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, cm | 51.00 | 56.00 | 61.00 | 66.00 | 71.10 | 76.00 | 81.00 | 86.00 |
Length, cm | 69.00 | 71.00 | 74.00 | 76.00 | 79.00 | 81.00 | 84.00 | 86.00 |
Sleeve length from center back, cm | 85.09 | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 100.33 | 102.87 |
Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |







































